Corporate Congress announced that frozen pizza was a vegetable. Who decides what your children eat at school? I know who does and it better be you, but more likely it’s Big Food Corporations. You know, the ones that paid off The United States Congress to vote to rebuke new USDA guidelines for more fresh fruit and vegetables in school cafeterias.
But don’t worry cause Congress has our backs, yes indeed. It’s all ok because the aged rotten tomato paste made with sugar and of course that all important fiber we all need: WOOD! All on top of a frozen chemical-filled saw dust crust is actually a vegetable.
I kid you not, frozen pizza is a vegetable. Because it may have a few molecules of tomatos, but no one has informed Congress that it’s a fruit not a vegetable! Duh, the seeds are on the inside. Doesn’t that make it a fruit? Maybe as kids their meals were frozen pizza also and they didn’t have the nutrition needed to learn years ago.
Who are these morons? It’s the Corporate Congress of course, who else would be so self assured to think they could get away with such obvious mental retardation?
Yes of course there is NO plant for fake tomato paste or any of the other ingredients but Wood is in fact a tree so that’s gotta be nutritious, right?
Wrong. The Big Food Corps do not care what your children eat or what their children eat and I’m pretty damn sure they don’t care what they themselves eat. Hell, they probably think this song is about them. And they would be right. Only it’s a death march, not actually a song…
…Cause this is about the most crazy selfish scum sucking bastards that are destroying children’s lives before they even have a chance to live them, and the men who turn their backs on ethics and the responsibilities they bear for what they were elected for.
Frozen pizza, chicken nuggets, tater tots, strange gums and chemicals and dyes and plastics and wood are all important parts of a healthy meal. Everyone knows that, so what’s the problem?
We as parents are the problem, because when our children have cancer from red dye number 2 or something that we have no idea what the hell it is that some guy decided to pour a few chemicals together and call it food so his company could make something more tasty to our lazy tongues.
We are the problems because we buy poison and eat it. We are both sleeping beauty and the witch with a golden apple filled with poison. Only there’s NO apple and there is NO sleeping beauty. There’s only the never ending stream of poison, in the lies, the corrupution and our food!
We’re just stupid, lazy and asleep and the Corporations count on this to continue to sell us easy fake food, to weaken us so that we will comply with their agenda to continue buying Corp Big Food.
And now huge kick backs line the pockets of Congress with the the blood of children filling the halls of schools.
I am in awe of our willingness to allow anything to happen and not act or unite in numbers of power to stop the beastly Corporations from raping our children’s health under the guise of fake credentials applied by dying soulless fools paid off to turn the other way.
For this we can thank large food companies — in this case ConAgra and Schwan — which pressured Congress to comply with their financial interests.
STOP, feeding the Beast. Stop buying corporate goods, let these bastards get a new job as garbage pickers or better yet mules to toil in the fields and learn how real food is created and valued.
Stand up for our children’s future as you would have wanted someone to stand up for yours.
Who knows what you could have created or become with the right nutrition? What would have been your zenith? Are you sick?
How long do you think we have been eating this chemical garbage from the Corp Big Food? 30, 40, 50 years? more?
STOP the Beast. Stop buying, shop local, eat local. Use your power of consumerism and use that power wisely. Do it now or suffer NOW.